i knew as soon as i saw how your wife was dressed how her first day would go.

i want to watch my wife get nailed by a hot chick and her strap on.

getting down and dirty in the sand.

she split up with her boyfriend, my wife has a unique way of helping her friends get over these things.

we met for drinks, i told them i couldn't wait to get back to their place. "why wait?" he said.

your wife knows how to get a discount.

we were supposed to go out for dinner but....well, plans change.