my sister said they spend the day talking to some weirdo's online

my girlfriend had a habit of picking up my videochats, even when my dad called

lately my girlfriend always picks movies i don't want to see, so she ends up going alone

my girlfriend said the plumber did an excellent job on her pipes

lately my lil brother's sandcastles started looking more like half globes

hot girlfriend gives naughty swimming lesson to little brother

my girlfriend sending me daily updates of her trip with my dad

yeah it was an awkward first meeting, but my dad really seemed to like my new girlfriend