my lil brother would do most anything for my girlfriend

when my sister and girlfriend hang out, trouble follows

ever since my sister was single again, she dragged my girlfriend to every party

my girlfriend had to use the bathroom every five minutes during the party

my girlfriend gave everyone at the party more than an eyeful

they say you can't change those people with therapy, but my girlfriend disagrees

my hot girlfriend offered to kiss my grandpa's booboo to make him feel better

i knew i'd find something on my girlfriend's phone, still i had to look